Is that Kelvin Smythe of Cambridge?
Stand by for a call from the president of the United States of America.
I am unbelievably disappointed that you and your bunch of education bad dudes have made a dumb deal with the previous administration, the dumbest ever, badly crafted, the worst ever, and a great threat to the United States, the greatest ever.
I want to tell you that I have spoken today to Putin and the leaders of Kazakhstan, Moldova, and Bulgaria and this is the worst phone call, the worst ever.
You wouldn’t be talking about a private teacher exchange of four primary school teachers?
No I’m not talking about it, I’m shouting about it.
And I’m not talking about four teachers; I’m talking about really bad dudes who could be baddest ever.
But the delegation is headed by Liz Horgan of St Joseph’s School who was on the Queen’s honours list.
Have you got Somalians in your country?
Yes – a few.
Well, how do we know she’s not one of those, or the front for some?
There could be a Boston Bomber amongst them.
They’re going to California.
Even so, we don’t want Californian Bombers either.
Are you for real?
Yes. I’m the @realDonaldTrump I don’t think you understand I had the biggest win ever, and the biggest inauguration attendance ever, leaving aside the picture of a camera set to miss out every second person. I’m the biggest, greatest so get with it pipsqueak.
I don’t want that Islamist Liz Horgan posing as a Catholic and her bunch of bombers coming over here, even if they aren’t. It would make me look stupid.
Be warned I have a twitter ready for release: ‘Do you believe it? The Obama administration and his ‘education’ officials agreed to take hundreds of terrorists posing as exchange teachers. Why? I will study this dumb deal.’
Meanwhile, you and the radicals you are associated with are subject to an executive order.
And when I visit your Queen soon and talk to your prime minister Teresa or is it Theresa May I will be bringing the matter up.
(Thanks to Doug Hislop for the image)
Update – thanks to Daryl Aim for this cartoon.